MONDAY AFTERNOON STORMS

A Study of Caffeine-Fueled Meltdowns

By Dr. Emily E. Exasperated, Renowned Expert in the Field of Monday Afternoon Storms

It is a little-known fact that Monday afternoons are the most treacherous time of the week.

As a leading authority on the subject, I can confidently say that caffeine is the root cause of these calamities.

Here, we present to you our research on the effects of caffeine on productivity, focus, and general sanity.

Phase 1: The Sleep Deprivation Syndrome Phase 2: The Irrational Decision Making Disease Phase 3: The Creative Destroyer Syndrome

Warning: Do not attempt to read this report without first consuming a sufficient amount of caffeine.

© 2023, Dr. Emily E. Exasperated