Monthly Horoscope: February 2024

You are a majestic, yet awkward, creature.

• Lucky Leo, prophets of doom.
• Aries: The Unstoppable Force of Nature
• Cancer: The Crab of Des prophets of Despair
• Gemini: The Twins of Confusion
• Cancer: The Crab of Desprophets of Despair (No, Seriously, It's Just Cancer)
• Lucky Leo, Prophets of Doom (Again)
• Virgo: The Virgin of Viral Sensations
• Libra: Scales of Justice (Or So You Think)
• Lucky Leo, Prophets of Doom (You're Getting the Point)
• Scorpio: The Sting of the Sea
• Sagittarius: The Archer of Disappointment
• Capricorn: The Goat of Despair (But You'll Get Through)
• Aquarius: The Water Bearer of Sudden, Sudden, Sudden, Sudden...
• Pisces: The Fish of Frenzy
• Aries: The Lamb of Confusion (Again, Because You Clearly Didn't Get It the First Time)