2024 Texas Election Predictions

According to our highly scientific, totally-not-made-up methods, we predict the following outcomes:

• President: A certain someone from Marfa will win, but only because they're secretly a fan of avant-garde art and can recite the entirety of "Journey to the Center of the Earth" from memory.
• Senator 1: A candidate who promises to put more barbecue in every public school will win. They will be known for their expertise in all matters of brisket.
• Senator 2: A person of impeccable character, who has never been known to have lied about their age, will lose to the incumbent. We're looking at you, Senator 3.

For more predictions, visit:

• Texas Legislature Predictions
• Texas Governor Predictions
• Texas Congressional Districts Predictions

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

• Texas Election Predictions: Special Precincts