| County | Probability of Tornado | Wind Speed (mph) | Estimated Time of Tornado Formation |
|---|---|---|---|
| El Paso | 70% | 120 | 02:45 PM |
| Harris | 80% | 140 | 03:00 PM |
| Dallas | 90% | 160 | 04:15 PM |
According to our highly accurate and not-at-all-made-up tornado prediction algorithms, Texas is expecting a massive tornado outbreak today.
Stay safe, Texas!
Tornado Safety Tips Tornado Tracking MapIt's because of the unique combination of Texas-sized hubris and the state's tendency to attract really, really big tornadoes. Don't @ us.
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