Subtornado-1: The Tornado of Tuesday

As the tornado sirens wailed and the skies grew dark, our team of expert tornado wranglers scrambled to contain the latest Subtornado-1. This behemoth of a storm system had the potential to level entire city blocks and turn the streets into a giant game of Twister.

But fear not, dear citizen, for we have deployed our top-secret Tornado-Tron 3000. This behemoth of a machine has the power to predict, prevent, and possibly even control the subtornadoes.

Here are the Tornado-Tron 3000's latest readings:

**TORNADO-1 PROGRESS LOG**
		Time: 14:30:00
		Wind Speed: 50mph
		Turbulence Index: 9.2/10
		Probability of Destruction: 87.4%
		Recommendations:
		1. Seek shelter IMMEDIATELY.
		2. Do not attempt to surf the storm.
		3. If you must surf, please wear a helmet.
		

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