This week, you will finally master the art of making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich. Your coworkers will be amazed by your newfound skill, but secretly, they will be plotting against you.
You will be visited by an unexpected influx of wealthy, eccentric aunts, each with their own unique gift for you. Be prepared for an onslaught of opulent dinner parties and awkward small talk.
This week, you will find yourself lost in a sea of identical, IKEA-furnished hotel rooms. Don't worry, you will eventually find your way out, but only after reenacting the entirety of "The Truman Show" in your head.
For those not listed here, we have this special message: "Hey, you're not important. But hey, at least you have good hair."