Welcome, Taurus! As the universe's most dependable sign, you're used to being in the driver's seat. This week, your romantic life is about to get a serious boost. That new person you met at the coffee shop? They're not what they seem. In fact, they're a time-traveling astrophysicist from the year 3050, and their love is as infinite as the universe itself.
But don't worry, it's not all smooth space-time continuums and zero-gravity make-overs. This week, you'll also have to deal with some pesky planetary alignments that'll make you question your entire existence. Think Mercury in retrograde, think Saturn in Scorpio. It's like the universe is playing some cosmic game of 'Taurus, Taurus, who's got the love?' and you're the pawn.
So, buckle up, Taurus! It's going to be a wild ride. And don't forget to pack your sense of adventure, your love for all things shiny, and a good sense of humor. Because when the universe gives you lemons, you make lemonade. And when the universe gives you a time-traveling astrophysicist, you make... well, that's a story for another week.
For more on this week's astrological shenanigans, check out:
Astro Weather: A Guide to This Week's Cosmic Conditions
Or, for the full rundown on Taurus romance: