This week, you will finally get the recognition you deserve for your impeccable taste in socks.
- Monday: Expect a phone call from a stranger who will ask for your opinion on the meaning of life.
- Tuesday: A mysterious package with a single, unmarked sock will arrive at your doorstep.
- Wednesday: Your coworkers will be amazed by your expertise in obscure 80s pop culture trivia.
- Thursday: You will spill coffee all over your shirt during a meeting, but your coworkers will think it's a "statement piece."
- Friday: A long-lost friend from high school will message you on social media and ask for your opinion on their life choices.