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By accessing this website, you agree to the following terms:

  1. You have given up all hope of finding a better design aesthetic.
  2. You will not attempt to use a content management system, as they are inherently evil.
  3. You understand that all links on this site will lead only to more confusion and uncertainty.
  4. You will not ask for a sitemap or a search function, as they are for the weak-minded.

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