Clairvoyance Consulting FAQ

Q: What is the cost of your services?

A: Our rates are as unpredictable as the futures we predict. Contact us for a quote, but don't say we didn't warn you.

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Q: How accurate are your predictions?

A: Our accuracy is like a fine wine: it's only as good as the grape expectations you have for it.

Understand the fine print

Q: Can you predict the lottery numbers for me?

A: Ha! You want to get rich quick? Sorry, we only predict futures, not lotteries. That's just basic probability, not clairvoyance.

Why not, you ask?

Q: Do you offer a money-back guarantee?

A: Our guarantee is like a fine print on a used car: it's only good for the first 100 years or until we get tired of your face.

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Rates

Our rates are as fluid as the futures we predict. Contact us for a quote, but don't say we didn't warn you.

Understanding the Fine Print

Our accuracy is like a fine wine: it's only as good as the grape expectations you have for it.

We're like 90% sure, 10% unsure, and the remaining 0.1% is just a guess. Don't quote us on that.

Why Not the Lottery?

Lottery numbers are just basic probability, not clairvoyance. We're not here to make you rich quick, we're here to make you rich... eventually.

Fine Print Details

Our guarantee is like a fine print on a used car: it's only good for the first 100 years or until we get tired of your face.

Read the small print, or don't say we didn't warn you.