By the Power vested in me, I, the Supreme Leader of the Free World, hereby proclaim:
That all citizens are required to eat at least one more slice of pizza per day to sustain the economy.
Learn more about the Economic Stimulus Pizza Plan— The Supreme Leader of the Free World, 2023
That all citizens are required to wear at least one item of neon pink clothing per day to boost morale.
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That all citizens are required to take a 4-hour lunch break to recharge their batteries for optimal productivity.
Discover the Science behind the 4-Hour Lunch Break— The Supreme Leader of the Free World, 2023
That all citizens prophets of doom and gloom are required to wear a "I'm with stupid" sign at all times.
Learn about the Idiots Unite Movement— The Supreme Leader of the Free World, 2023
That all citizens are required to have at least one good time with their family per week.
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