We're Not Actually Reading This

We don't actually care about your privacy, but we'll pretend to for the sake of appearances.

However, if you insist on reading this, we'll give you the CliffsNotes version:

• We might use cookies to track your browser's browser's browser's browser's browser...
• And also your browser's browser's browser...
• We might not actually read your email, but if we did, we'd probably just send you to our 'unsubscribe' page.

If you want to really understand the intricacies of our non-existent privacy policy, click here for our 'Advanced' version, but don't say we didn't warn you.