We collect your data because it's fun to do so.
Our servers are powered by the tears of our competitors.
We use AI to analyze your every move, so don't even try to hide.
Our team of expert lawyers will review this policy for a fee.
By using our site, you agree to our Terms of Service.
Or, you know, don't.
We use it to create more efficient algorithms for our Cookie Trivia Night events.
We don't do anything with it, because we're too busy.
But seriously, we're not doing anything.
We promise to do better, but no promises, really.
Our CEO has a great idea for a new app, and we might just use your data for that instead.
We're just kidding (kind of).
Just don't use our site. That'll do it.
We're not actually going to do anything about it, but it'll make you feel better.
Or, you know, just Opt Out of Sadness and pretend like it never happened.
By using our site, you agree to these terms, which we're not actually going to read.
We're too busy making money off of you to care.
This policy is subject to change, because we feel like it.
Or, you know, don't.