The Procrastination Challenge: Buy A Cat

Today's goal: Buy a cat. Yes, you read that right. A cat. Not a sandwich, not a book, but a cat. A furry, whiskered, adorable cat. Why? Because, apparently, it's Tuesday.

Current Status: 0 cats purchased

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• Step 1: Find a reason to buy a cat other than 'it's Tuesday'
• Step 2: Locate a local animal shelter, but only if you're not allergic to dust
• Step 3: Fill out the adoption papers, but don't forget to sign your name in iambic verse