Level 2: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

At this level, you'll master the delicate balance between doing just enough to appear productive and doing so little that you'll still manage to meet the deadline.

Techniques include:

• The Art of Browsing Cat Videos in a Single Session
• The Science of Reorganizing Your Notes in a Single Color Scheme
• The Ancient Art of Writing a 20,000 Word Essay in a Single Hour

Practice Exercises:

Try these exercises to hone your skills: Procrastination Olympics Quiz

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try to create a masterpiece of nothingness.

Remember, the key to success lies in embracing the void.