The Art of Doing Absolutely Not a Thing: Procrastination Techniques

Level 2: The Advanced Art of Finding Excuses

By this point, you should be able to create an endless array of excuses, from 'I have to go to the store' to 'I have to watch cat videos.'

Master the Art of Multitasking: Do multiple things at once, like browsing Reddit, playing Solitaire, and eating a bowl of cereal.

The Power of Binge-Watching: Watch an entire season of your favorite show in one sitting, without getting up to grab a snack or use the bathroom.

The Art of Crafting a Solid Excuse: Create an excuse so convincing that you'll get away with it for weeks, or even months, without ever actually doing the thing you're supposed to do.

Proceed to Level 3, where things get really interesting.