Welcome to The Procrastination Experts: A Journey of Self-Discovery
We're a team of highly trained, expert procrastinators dedicated to helping you avoid doing anything remotely productive.
Our team consists of:
- Dr. Reginald P. McSloth, Ph.D. in Procrastination Theory
- Professor Bubblegum, M.A. in Creative Avoidance
- Marty McFlytrap, M.A. in Time Management (for doing nothing)
Our mission is to provide the most unhelpful advice on how to:
- Make excuses
- Avoid deadlines
- Find the perfect snack-to-work ratio
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