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Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious: Section 23

Welcome, fellow procrastinators! Are you tired of doing actual work? Well, you're in luck because today we're diving into the Art of Doing Nothing.

Here's the secret:

  1. The art of doing nothing is not actually doing nothing. It's the art of appearing to be doing nothing while actually doing something else.
  2. Use the Pomodoro Technique, but only to take 5-minute breaks to scroll through memes.
  3. Claim you're "researching" something for hours, but really just play video games.

And for more expert advice, visit our Section 4: Advanced Procrastination, where we explore the finer points of doing nothing and still getting paid.

console.log("I'm not lazy, I'm just on a mission to do absolutely nothing.")

Want to learn more about the art of doing nothing? Check out our Section 12: The Philosophy of Procrastination for more in-depth analysis.