Section 26: The Art of Doing Nothing

At this point, you're a seasoned pro at procrastinating. You've mastered the art of doing nothing.

• The Science of Doing Absolutely Nothing
• A Brief History of Procrastination
• Procrastination in the Modern Age

Subsection 26.1: Extreme Procrastination

When you've reached this level of expertise, you're basically doing nothing, but with style.

		// Extreme Procrastination
		// 
		// 1. Create a to-do list, but never check it.
		// 2. Find a more interesting distraction.
		// 3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum.
	

Subsection 26.2: Procrastination as a Lifestyle Choice

Why bother with productivity when you can just exist in a state of perpetual busyness?

• The Benefits of Procrastination as a Lifestyle Choice
• Procrastination and the Pursuit of Happiness