The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing
Chapter 26, section 2.1: The ultimate guide to doing the bare minimum.
Step 1: Learn to Love Boredom
It all starts with embracing the void that is your to-do list. Learn to appreciate the beauty of a blank page, the thrill of staring into the void, and the satisfaction of doing absolutely nothing.
Step 2: Find a Comfortable Spot to Sit
Invest in a good chair, a decent coffee table, and a stash of snacks. You'll be spending a lot of time here, so make it a cozy haven.
Learn more about the importance of a good snacking position.
Step 3: Develop a Passion for Mindless Distractions
Learn to appreciate the art of binge-watching cat videos, the thrill of scrolling through memes, and the satisfaction of re-reading the same article over and over.