Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious

Section 42: Extreme Ironing

For the truly dedicated procrastinator, there's no greater challenge than Extreme Ironing. This involves ironing a crumpled piece of fabric, folding it into a neat rectangle, only to have it immediately wrinkled again by the whims of fate.

Step 1: Find a crumpled piece of fabric, preferably with a few stubborn creases.

• Locate the offending wrinkle, and stare it down until it submits.
• Use the most aggressive ironing technique you can muster. The more force, the better!
• Once smooth, fold it into a neat rectangle, and admire your handiwork.

Next steps: Section 43: Extreme Puzzling Section 45: Extreme Origami