The Great Procrastination Hackers' Guide to Animal Adventures
Chapter 4: Safariing with Sloths in the Slow Lane
Because, let's face it, who needs to actually get anything done?
Here's the secret to making the most of your animal adventures:
- 1. Find a sloth. Any sloth will do.
- 2. Sit next to them. Watch them do absolutely nothing.
- 3. Take notes. Lots of notes. About the art of doing nothing.
- 4. Realize you're wasting your time.
- 5. Repeat steps 1-4 ad infinitum.
Chapter 5: Camel Humps and Caffeine Overload