Technique 1: The Art of Doing Nothing
Master the ancient art of doing nothing with our patented "Nothing-Doing" technique. Simply stare at this blank page for an extended period, and voilà! You'll be a master of productivity.
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Technique 2: The Procrastination Matrix
Get lost in our Procrastination Matrix, where the lines between work and play are blurred beyond recognition. Navigate through our infinite loops of cat videos, memes, and cat videos.