Procrastination Hacks for the Ambitious: Video Games

Warning: The following content is not for the faint of heart. Or the responsible. Or the employed.

1. Gaming Marathon

Set up a gaming console in your living room, and never leave. Ever. Invite friends over for a "gaming session," and when they leave, claim you're "testing" the console.

2. Epic Loot Boxes

Buy a bunch of useless items, wrap them up in fancy paper, and stare at them for hours. Claim you're "researching" the art of "collecting."

3. Procrastination Mode

Set your console to "off" mode, but leave the TV screen glowing with a fake "Loading..." screen. When family/friends ask what's going on, say "It's loading."

4. Game Streaming for the Win!

Set up a camera, record yourself playing "Tetris" for hours, and claim you're "live streaming" for donations. Use the donations to buy more snacks.

And remember, folks: the key to successful procrastination is to never, ever, actually do anything productive.

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