Epic Loot Boxes for the Ambitious Procrastinator

Epic Loot Boxes Subscription Service Limited Edition Merchandise

Loot Box of Ultimate Procrastination

Contains:

A year's worth of video game guides that will make you question every decision
A set of artisanal coffee beans for those long gaming sessions
A personalized "Get back to work" poster for your office

Price: $99.99

Loot Box of Mindless Scrolling

Contains:

A subscription to the world's most popular cat video
A set of novelty cat-themed socks for those pesky gaming sessions
A personalized "I'm still on cat 5" mug

Price: $29.99

Or check out:

Epic Loot Box Arena Loot Box Tournament