Epic Loot Boxes for the Ambitious Procrastinator
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Loot Box of Ultimate Procrastination
Contains:
- A year's worth of video game guides that will make you question every decision
- A set of artisanal coffee beans for those long gaming sessions
- A personalized "Get back to work" poster for your office
Price: $99.99
Loot Box of Mindless Scrolling
Contains:
- A subscription to the world's most popular cat video
- A set of novelty cat-themed socks for those pesky gaming sessions
- A personalized "I'm still on cat 5" mug
Price: $29.99
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