The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Technique 1: The Master of the Obfuscation

In a world where productivity is a myth, and deadlines are a joke, you're about to discover the ultimate hack for achieving true success: doing absolutely nothing.

• Step 1: Create a to-do list with an infinite number of blank pages.
• Step 2: Fill each page with an endless stream of cat videos.
• Step 3: Watch each cat video until you've mastered the art of staring into the void.

Bonus Tip: Use the Pomodoro Technique, but replace the timer with a ticking clock that says "Later" in bold, 72-point font.

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