Time Dilation Techniques for the Ambitious Procrastinator
Warning: Time Dilation is not a real scientific concept, but it's a great excuse for doing nothing.
Here are some techniques to help you stretch your productivity into an infinity:
- Daydreaming - Let your mind wander and imagine you're a time-traveler.
- Playing Video Game - Level up your focus and level down your productivity.
- Binge-Watching YouTube - Discover new worlds and forget about the one outside.
- Making Excuses - Develop a talent for justifying why you didn't do it.
- Planning the Perfect Party - Create a party that'll make you forget about deadlines.