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Time Dilation Techniques for the Ambitious Procrastinator

Warning: Time Dilation is not a real scientific concept, but it's a great excuse for doing nothing.

Here are some techniques to help you stretch your productivity into an infinity:

  1. Daydreaming - Let your mind wander and imagine you're a time-traveler.
  2. Playing Video Game - Level up your focus and level down your productivity.
  3. Binge-Watching YouTube - Discover new worlds and forget about the one outside.
  4. Making Excuses - Develop a talent for justifying why you didn't do it.
  5. Planning the Perfect Party - Create a party that'll make you forget about deadlines.