Procrastination Looping: The Ultimate Technique
Looping: the art of repeatedly clicking the "Refresh" button on a task, ensuring that it will never actually get done.
Step 1: Choose a task that you really, really, REALLY want to do.
Step 2: Open multiple tabs and windows, and loop between them, pretending that you're making progress.
Step 3: Use the "Refresh" button to reset your progress, and repeat steps 1-2 until time's up.
