Task Hold 'n' Fire
The art of putting off work until it's really, really late.
Technique
You're a master of the art, a virtuoso of the vocation, a... Procrastinatin 101 will teach you the basics.
But, if you're feeling fancy, you might enjoy Procrastinatin Advanced , where you'll learn how to Time-Warped Optimization and other advanced techniques.
Or, if you're just looking for a good excuse, check out Excuse Me for inspiration.