The Art of Procrastination: A Guide by Experts

Chapter 1: Advanced Theories

Chapter 2: Defensive Mechanisms: How to Avoid Doing Work

Chapter 3: Strategic Techniques: Befriending Your Supervisor for Maximum Procrastination

Chapter 4: Emotional Regulation: The Art of Feeling Anxious About Not Working

Chapter 5: The Procrastination Hierarchy: A Scientific Breakdown of Priorities