Technique 23: The Art of Doing Nothing

You've reached the pinnacle of procrastination, where the only thing more impressive than your lack of productivity is your ability to rationalize why you're not doing anything.

Here's a step-by-step guide to mastering Technique 23:

1. Convince yourself that the task at hand is beneath you.
2. Find a more interesting thing to do that's only tangentially related to the task.
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 until the deadline passes, or the world ends.

And remember, the key to success is not just doing the minimum, but making it look like you're trying your best.

Learn the advanced techniques of Technique 23, including the Art of Forgetting and the Science of Excuses.

Read an example case study of Technique 23: The Epic Battle of 'I Should've Done That'.

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