Welcome to Procrastination Tales, where the art of doing nothing is taken very seriously. Here, we'll regale you with the epic saga of Bloody Bob, a hero of leisure and idleness.
In a world where productivity was the ultimate goal, Bob was born with an innate aversion to achievement. His parents, proud of his unique gift, encouraged his natural talents and dubbed him "Bloody Bob."
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