Binge-Watching Tips for the Chronically Procrastinating

Warning: This site is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to apply these techniques in real life, unless you have an extremely short attention span.

Technique #1: The 5-Hour Marathon

Find a show you love, and watch it for 5 hours straight. No breaks, no snacks, no human interaction. Just you, the TV, and the sweet, sweet glow of the screen.

Technique #2: The Alternate Reality TV Show Hypothesis

Create a mental simulation of your favorite show, but with a twist. What if the characters were all accountants? Or dentists? The possibilities are endless!

Technique #3: The Reverse Timeline

Watch your favorite show in reverse. Start with the last episode, and work your way back to the first. It's like a puzzle, but with more explosions and less plot holes.

Technique #4: The Multi-Show Mashup

Combine two or more of your favorite shows into one epic, confusing narrative. Think 'The Walking Dead meets The Great British Baking Show'.