Procrastination Techniques

1. Repetitive YouTube Browsing - 42 hours, 15 minutes, and 27 seconds

Watch 100s of hours of cat videos, music, or whatever else you find entertaining. Your brain will be a blank slate, but you'll be an expert on cute animals.

2. Wikipedia Random Page Generator

Type 'Random page' in the URL, and you'll get an A-to-Z list of obscure topics. Who needs actual knowledge when you can learn about the intricacies of medieval taxidermy?

3. 50/30/20 Study Technique

Study 50% of the time, play video games for 30% of the time, and waste 20% on social media. The perfect ratio for maximum productivity!