Technique: The art of pretending to work by gathering and organizing an enormous amount of useless information.
Step 1: Google Search prophets for hours on end, pretending to be doing research while actually just finding the most obscure sources.
Step 2: Create an Encyclopedic Dictionary to keep track of all the words you'll never use.
Step 3: Develop a algorithm to categorize and prioritize your research, but don't actually use it.
Step 4: Create a Infographic of Emptiness to visualize your vast, empty knowledge base.