Because adulting is hard, we've compiled a list of our favorite Procrastination Techniques to help you avoid doing anything remotely productive. Binge Watching/Binge Eating: The Ultimate Multitasking Method
Or, if you'd rather not even get off the couch:
We hope you find these techniques helpful in your pursuit of doing absolutely nothing. Don't worry, we won't tell anyone you're not actually working.
Or, if you're feeling really stuck:
Creating a To-Do List: The Procrastination Technique That Never Ends
Happy procrastinating!