Procrastination Techniques Press Release

Officially Licensed Procrastination Techniques

Today, we're proud to announce our official partnership with the Procrastination Techniques Institute (PTI) to bring you the most efficient ways to put off your tasks until the last possible moment.

We've got the following techniques available:

• Social Media Browsing - The art of scrolling through your feeds to "research" your procrastination options.
• Video Games - The classic technique of temporarily forgetting about your responsibilities while saving the world from an alien invasion or two.
• The Coffee Break - A delicate balance of caffeine and guilt.
• Learning to Play the Guitar - A noble pursuit of creative expression and putting off that report until next week.

We've also got some expert advice from our team of renowned procrastination consultants:

Dr. Emily P. Procrastinator, Ph.D. - "The key to success is to not try, just yet."

Dr. Bob B. Procrastinator, Ph.D. - "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things, like watching cat videos."