Procrastination Techniques

Techniques:

1. Watch cat videos. A timeless classic.

2. Binge watching. A marathon of nothing.

3. Philosophize. AKA staring at the wall and wondering about the meaning of life.

4. Learn a new hobby. AKA pretend I'm a functioning member of society.

5. Nap. The ultimate productivity hack.

6. Declutter. AKA clean my room and pretend I'm a grown-up.

7. Organize my digital life. AKA spend hours scrolling through social media.