Overcoming Addiction (Sort Of)
Are you tired of actually accomplishing things? Do you want to spend hours playing video games instead of doing your taxes, laundry, or that pesky homework assignment? Well, you've come to the right place!
Our expert team of procrastination specialists have crafted a series of techniques to help you overcome your addiction to video games, while still allowing you to play video games.
Technique 1: The "I'll Just Check the Forums" Tactic
Stare at the screen for hours, refreshing the same 5-minute video of a cat playing the piano over and over again.
Technique 2: The "I'm Just Leveling Up" Strategy
Spend all your time farming, crafting, and exploring, but only if you have to do it for the 100th time.
Technique 3: The "I'm Researching" Method
Watch YouTube tutorials on "The Art of Doing Nothing" for hours on end, completely forgetting what you were actually doing.
Technique 4: The "I'm Saving My Progress" Plan
Save 5 different versions of your save file, because you never know when the apocalypse might strike.
Technique 5: The "I'm Just Taking a Break" Tactic
Take a 10-hour break to "recharge" and "refocus", but only if you have to do it for the 5th time that day.