Today's schedule:

8:00 AM: Wake Up ( Sort Of )

9:00 AM: Breakfast, probably just cereal and a video game

10:00 AM: Procrastinate, Procrastinate, Procrastinate

12:00 PM: Lunch, maybe eat a sandwich or something

1:00 PM: More Procrastination, because why not?

3:00 PM: Nap time! (The most productive time of day)

4:00 PM: Wake up, stretch, yawn, repeat.

5:00 PM: Snack time! (The best time of day)

6:00 PM: Dinner, but let's be real, it's just a bunch of leftovers

9:00 PM: Evening routine: Watch TV, play video games, scroll through social media

10:00 PM: Bedtime, or as we like to call it, "Nap Time 3:0"

Tomorrow will be the same, with slight variations.

Don't worry, it's all in the schedule.