Procrastination Techniques

Because adulting is hard.

The Art of Doing Nothing

• The Half-Step Method - Take three steps towards your goal, then stop.
• The Four-Point Frenzy - Find four excuses for every task.
• The Five-Second Rule - If it takes more than five seconds to do something, it's not worth doing.

Popular Procrastination Methods

Because who needs productivity?

• Social Media Browsing - Scroll through memes and cat pictures for hours.
• Video Games - Level up your thumbs, level up your life.
• Binge-Watching TV - Because 12 hours of Netflix is a good idea.