Procrastination Techniques

Because adulting is hard, let's learn how to do it wrong.

1. The Art of the Sudden Onset of Amnesia

You know, just suddenly forget why you started doing something, and pretend you never had any intention of doing it in the first place.

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2. The Power of Extreme Distraction

Watch cat videos, browse memes, or play video games until the deadline passes you by.

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3. The Science of Doing the Bare MinimumRead more about Reading Novels

Find a comfy spot, get cozy, and let the world outside melt away as you get lost in the pages of a good book. Just don't get too lost, or you might miss that deadline.