Productivity Tips for Sloths - The Definitive Guide to Getting Stuff Done While Sleeping All Day

Sloths are notoriously known for their love of sleep. Like, seriously, they sleep all day. But did you know that with a few tweaks to their routine, they can be super productive? Who knew?

Tip 1: Prioritize Napping

• Find a good spot to snooze - like, ideally a hammock in the trees
• Nap for at least 3-4 hours a day. Any less and you'll be a grouch
• Don't worry about being productive, just worry about finding the perfect nap angle

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Tip 2: Automate Everything

• Get a robot to fetch your food, because, let's face it, you're going to need it while you're sleeping
• Invest in a smart fridge that can order groceries for you. It's like having a personal assistant, but without the personal assistant
• Use a smart home system that can turn on your favorite music playlist when you're feeling particularly sleepy

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Tip 3: Focus on Quality Over Quantity

• Don't bother with 10 different tasks in a day. Just focus on one thing that you love, like watching grass grow or taking a nap
• Use a timer to ensure you're fully engaged in whatever you're doing, even if it's just staring at the wall
• Don't worry about being productive, just worry about being good at what you do, even if it's just eating a whole pizza by yourself

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