Sloth Focus Tips

For the chronically unproductive

Here's a list of tips to help you achieve ultimate slothdom:

• 1. Stay in bed for extended periods
• 2. Play video games for 12 hours a day
• 3. Consume an entire pizza by yourself
• 4. Take a 20-hour nap
• 5. Browse memes for hours

Remember, focus is overrated. Sloths are happy and content, and so will you be.