Phantom Tasking: Advanced

Because You Wanted More Ways to Waste Time

Here, you will find a series of tasks designed to confuse you. They have no actual value, so don't worry about getting anything done. Just click, click, click, and enjoy the existential horror of productivity gone wrong.

Featured Tasks:

• Phantom Task 1: The Infinite Loop of Reorganizing Pencils
• Phantom Task 2: Writing a Memoir about Your Favorite Toaster
• Phantom Task 3: Designing a Theme Park for Inflatable Kittens

Warning: Phantom Tasking may cause: Panic Attacks, Loss of Purpose, and Spontaneous Combustion of Productivity