Because who needs to actually do something when you can spend hours justifying why you can't?
Here are our justifications for why we can't start the task at hand:
Justifying Procrastination: Why I'm Not Working On This
It's not that I'm not working on it, it's just that I'm doing other important things... like watching cat videos.
Or maybe I'm just not feeling well enough to work... on the couch.
Rationalizing: Why My Reasons Are Always Good Enough
I know it sounds crazy, but my reasons for not working are perfectly rational.
Like, I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for more important things... like browsing Twitter.
Analyzing Why I Shouldn't Work Today
Because, you see, I'm not just thinking about the task at hand, I'm thinking about the bigger picture... of my excuses.
Like, what if I get sick? Or what if my computer crashes? Or what if I get attacked by a pack of wild wolves?
Justifying Rest is just around the corner, and I'm going there right now...