Justifying Snacks: The Never-Ending Debate

Welcome to the definitive guide to snack philosophy. Here, we explore the intricacies of justifying the perfect snack, be it a bag of crisps or a tub of hummus.

The Great Debate

• Candy: The Unanswerable Question
• Chips: The Crunchy Conundrum
• Salads: The Leafy Labyrinth

Snack Theories

We present to you the most absurd snack philosophies:

• The Snack Paradox: "A snack is only justifiable if it's consumed in moderation." - Snack Philosopher
• The Snack Conundrum: "A snack is only justifiable if it's paired with a beverage." - Snack Theorist
• The Snack Dilemma: "A snack is only justifiable if it's consumed while watching Netflix." - Snack Cynic