The Art of Zen-Napping: A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Are you tired of being productive? Do you yearn for a life of pure, unadulterated idleness? Look no further than the art of Zen-Napping!

Zen-Napping is the ancient art of doing nothing, while still appearing to be doing something. It's the perfect way to increase your productivity by doing less.

• Step 1: Find a comfortable spot to nap
• Step 2: Set a timer for exactly 37 minutes
• Step 3: Close your eyes and focus on your breathing
• Step 4: When the timer goes off, stretch and yawn
• Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 for maximum results

Don't just take our word for it! Here are some testimonials from our satisfied customers:

• "I've increased my productivity by 300% by napping more!" - John D.
• "I've learned to do the bare minimum and still get by!" - Jane E.
• "I've mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing!" - Bob S.

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