Product A

This product will change color randomly every 5 seconds.

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Product B

This product will make loud beeping sounds at random intervals.

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Product C

This product will display a random cat picture every 10 seconds.

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Warning: Our products are not responsible for any emotional distress or spontaneous combustion. Use at your own risk.

Back to Main Page Note: This is just one possible interpretation of the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic. The goal is to create a humorous and satirical take on the style, rather than a strict adherence to the rules.