MIND CONTROL DEVICE

Order now and control the minds of your enemies, or your friends, we're not judging.

Our mind control device uses advanced neuroscience and a dash of magic to bend the will of those around you to your whim.

Features:

• Remote control mode: Control minds from the safety of your own home.
• Real-time mind reading: Know exactly what your enemies are thinking, before they even do.
• Mind shields: Protect your own mind from unwanted control attempts.
• Battery life: 1000 hours on a single charge (not that you'll need it, but still).

Order now and receive:

• A complimentary "I'm in control" t-shirt
• A free 1000-hour battery upgrade
• Free shipping (to anywhere in the world)

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Order now and start controlling minds today!